I especially like the middle picture. In fact, I think this'd be a stronger entry with just the middle picture.

Hm? I'm seeing neither a dragon nor umbrellas in the photo...

Not sure if it can be considered a mode of transportation if it doesn't move...

This picture would be vastly improved through cropping.

This picture would be improved by closer cropping.

My coworker has PTSD from the time his neighbor drove through the front wall of his apartment. It was a matter of inches/minutes that neither he nor his dog were hurt. So pardon me while I fail to find this picture amusing.

I know absolutely zero Dutch, but I can figure out that waar is de uitgang means something like "where is the exit". :)

@PeterM, I believe phoog was making a joke about the Indian use of "doubt" to mean "question".

As others have noted, the nature of the delimiter used doesn't remove ambiguity: 11.8.2011 looks like November to an American, and like August to a European. Same goes for 11/8/2011, despite the fact that using slashes as the delimiter is not at all common in Europe. The only way for a date to be totally and completely unambiguous is to use letters, not numbers, for the month. (Unless of course you're writing in Lithuanian or Irish, in which case everyone will know what day and year you're talking about, but they'll have no clue which month it is.)

Um, I think you got confused in your negations. "Avoid unambiguous formats" means that you want uncertainty.

Note that "called to the bar" is very, very British parlance. Maybe you mean "passed the bar exam"? But that's kind of implied by the use of the term "lawyer"...