For our sincere thanks to you for being awesome and making this site a success, if your name is on the first two pages of:
... I'll be contacting you soon to send you a little care package. Inside a little blue box of awesomeness you'll find:
If you're not on the list, don't worry too much - we've got some in reserve we can send to you for events, and since the site is now fully graduated you'll be seeing me a few times a year here on meta to hold a fun and impromptu contest.
I'll be reaching out to you at some point this week, so be sure to fill out the form as soon as it's convenient to do so. Shipping generally takes six to eig.. oh why do I even bother giving reasonable and correct approximations when nobody is going to believe me anyway?
Thanks to all of you for making this site great!